Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.
when you masturbate twice on the same day
waxer: so how would you like your eyebrows done?
me: give me the cristiano ronaldo please
waxer: i’m sorry, what?
oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotle
"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President"