direhuman:

xerneas:

Dragonite is so fucking ugly compared to Dragonair. I will never get over the fact such a beautiful Pokemon evolving into that goofy looking fatass.

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ladygagarbage:

when you masturbate twice on the same day

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awwww-cute:

My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace

at the waxer’s

ronialldo:

waxer: so how would you like your eyebrows done?
me: give me the cristiano ronaldo please
waxer: i’m sorry, what?
me: image

eldiablocabra:

awkwardvagina:

alvxandra:

oh look it’s the leader of the free world breaking the cardinal rule of chipotleimage

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"Retract your arm immediately, Mr. President" 

joeycab:

it’s baaaack

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bubzbrndn:

stanley-tsaii:

weloveshortvideos:

Thotty high.. teacher not even paying attention

I WANT TO DO THIS

omg YES. gotta try this

hungdudes4me:
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